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The Los Angeles Dodgers visited the White House prior to the Washington Nationals game.
They met with President Donald Trump.
President Trump was the first to stop Shohei Ohtani in his tracks and said, “I know you are stealing a lot of dollars and taking them back to Japan. You are stealing the wealth of the United States. If you don't want to be deported, get a U.S. green card.”
He told Ohtani, who was standing still, “I'm going to sell you a green card for $5 million. I really want to make it only for Caucasians, but I will make you an honorary Caucasian. I'll sell it to you at a discount for $4.95 million. In exchange, how about teaching our younger son to play baseball? He's six feet tall. How's that for a great offer?”
When Ohtani was stunned, he said, “If you don't like it, when you Chinese (Trump does not fully understand the distinction between Japan and China) are up to bat, strike out with two strikes. When you Japanese pitch, it's a walk on three balls!” As he was talking, he got excited all by himself and said,“If Japanese Monkey Baseball wants to compete with this, the batter strikes out on strike one, and the pitcher walks on two balls!”
Vice President Vance, who was in attendance, told the uniformed Dodgers. “Why are you dressed so strangely? You make so much money, and you don't have a suit? Besides, you should be more grateful to be able to play baseball in America!”
When Dave Roberts said, “It's a great honor to be invited to the White House.” President Trump replied,“What kind of person are you? You're either Asian or Black, and I'm not going to give you a green card!” To Freddie Freeman, he said, “You've got a great body. Stop playing ball and play WWE.”
The Dodgers tried to leave early, but President Trump kept on saying, “There are a lot of drug-addicted immigrants, crazy Mexicans, and terrorist Democrats at Dodger Stadium. Arrest and deport them! Let only good white Republicans enter!”
The Dodgers and Baseball fans realized that in just a few short months, America had completely changed.
MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred has begun to seriously consider moving the MLB organization outside the United States, to Japan or Greenland, for example.
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This is an article for April Fools'Day 2025, by Hiroo Koh, who is a very famous Japanese Baseball writer.
The Los Angeles Dodgers visited the White House prior to the Washington Nationals game.
They met with President Donald Trump.
President Trump was the first to stop Shohei Ohtani in his tracks and said, “I know you are stealing a lot of dollars and taking them back to Japan. You are stealing the wealth of the United States. If you don't want to be deported, get a U.S. green card.”
He told Ohtani, who was standing still, “I'm going to sell you a green card for $5 million. I really want to make it only for Caucasians, but I will make you an honorary Caucasian. I'll sell it to you at a discount for $4.95 million. In exchange, how about teaching our younger son to play baseball? He's six feet tall. How's that for a great offer?”
When Ohtani was stunned, he said, “If you don't like it, when you Chinese (Trump does not fully understand the distinction between Japan and China) are up to bat, strike out with two strikes. When you Japanese pitch, it's a walk on three balls!” As he was talking, he got excited all by himself and said,“If Japanese Monkey Baseball wants to compete with this, the batter strikes out on strike one, and the pitcher walks on two balls!”
Vice President Vance, who was in attendance, told the uniformed Dodgers. “Why are you dressed so strangely? You make so much money, and you don't have a suit? Besides, you should be more grateful to be able to play baseball in America!”
When Dave Roberts said, “It's a great honor to be invited to the White House.” President Trump replied,“What kind of person are you? You're either Asian or Black, and I'm not going to give you a green card!” To Freddie Freeman, he said, “You've got a great body. Stop playing ball and play WWE.”
The Dodgers tried to leave early, but President Trump kept on saying, “There are a lot of drug-addicted immigrants, crazy Mexicans, and terrorist Democrats at Dodger Stadium. Arrest and deport them! Let only good white Republicans enter!”
The Dodgers and Baseball fans realized that in just a few short months, America had completely changed.
MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred has begun to seriously consider moving the MLB organization outside the United States, to Japan or Greenland, for example.
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This is an article for April Fools'Day 2025, by Hiroo Koh, who is a very famous Japanese Baseball writer.
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